Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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