winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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