I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
