Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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