So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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