omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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