So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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