how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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