Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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