As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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