You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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