I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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