just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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