Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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