ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
there is glitter all over my balls
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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