My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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