Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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