But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
