what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The air was thick with penises
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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