what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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