Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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