She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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