Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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