i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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