No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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