thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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