Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
