For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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