Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
