after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My feet surprised me
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