the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So much rum. So many feels.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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