how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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