I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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