I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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