Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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