Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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