Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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