Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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