Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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