I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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