He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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