Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just found a bag of teeth...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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