I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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