You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
