come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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