I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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