he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Randomize
