OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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