I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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