just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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