the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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