where does the pee come out of this thing
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
