oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
honey bunches of taint.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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