try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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