Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If I die, sorry about rent.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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