You're completely useless in the revolution.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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